Randomness: Holiday Edition

I haven't written a stream of consciousness post in quite a while.  Why not today?

...Holiday Thoughts...



Why don't I ask everyone what they want for Christmas?  Wouldn't it make gift giving easier?  I suck at mind reading, obviously.  #youarenotthatdudefromthe90s #copperwho

I need coffee.  #starbucksismybloodtype

Who gives the nice gift?  Santa or the parents?  #thequestionoftheages

Where the crap did I put that roll of overpriced wrapping paper I bought at the school PTO sale? #overpricedfail

We need more lights out front.  #griswaldthisshiz

Dammit, did I miss the Rudolph special?  #parentfailbutusedtoit

Ahhh coffee.  #givemethedrugs

Moravian Star, you should be up.  #notprettyinachair

Should probably run to Walmart.  #whatnow

Why can't Disney sell all their movies ALL THE TIME?  #ijustneedeverytoystorymadetomanformysanity

If I put the presents under the tree will Little Man unwrap them?  #donotchancefate

Where is my dog? #asleepsomewhereduh



Is it too early for a bourbon?  #never

I should be baking and gaining weight, obviously.  #obviouslyjanuaryiscoming



Time for coffee. #nectarofthegods

I guess I should spread the ornaments out again - but why?  #kidproblemsagesonethroughfive

Where is that damned wrapping paper?  #amigoingbatshitcrazy

Did I send everyone a Christmas card?  #probablynotprobablyok

White tights...I keep forgetting!  #cannotfailthenativitycostumegetwithit

I need to go to Walmart.  #getwrappingpaper  

Amazon gift cards...where are you?  #allaroundbutoutofreachpickanotherwinner

How do I get into these ridiculous Hallmark movies?  #crack

When is FedEx arriving?  #needtoseeyourpackageleaveyourtruckandlandonmyporch #sowrong

I should paint my nails.  #notforthefedexdude 

Time for coffee.  #cupnumbertwentysevenoftheday

There are HOW MANY DAYS TIL CHRISTMAS?  #allinfavorofmovingittojanuarysayi



Let's go to Walmart but first coffee.  #smartthinking