Here's five things.
1. So we have a wedding this weekend. <psh> Normally when we get a wedding invitation we RSVP yes and pack our bag or get childcare or whatever. Then the date rolls in and we get all prettied up and the kids go to their respective caregiver's and we....never make it to the wedding.
Just truth, ya'll.
When you have two kids and you have a babysitter for the entire night the last thing you want to do is sit in a church, watch two people look all gooey eyed at each other, and then sit at a round table and eat yuck food and dance to a lame DJ.
My husband has already informed me that this weekend we will be actually attending the wedding.
I may begin to cry like five minutes ago.
I know, I'll live. Seriously, this was the one to skip. Of all of them....this was the one to freakin' skip. Not being rude but most of these people I need a Xanax to tolerate (and that is just me blabbing because I don't have any Xanax so that means I'll need a whole lot of wine or vodka). I'll need to be very numbed to remotely enjoy myself.
The good job is....I do a great Oscar Award winning fake on acting like I'm having a good time.
This will be my toughest role yet.
2. Mother's Day
I have purchased my Mother's gift. Go me!
My husband stated he was going to possibly get me a dog. What.the.hell?
I couldn't handle a doggie right now. I have a ton on my plate with a 20 month old and a six year old. I love dogs but no, can't do it. Get me a dog and get me signed up for whatever the hot new trend in crazy meds are. Ya know?
So what would I like? I have no clue.
Oh I don't know....a day not cooking, cleaning, or being in the house. Showers of lovely gifts. Perfect weather. Is that too much to ask for?
Yeah....
3.
I've been contemplating a bird bath. However, I feel this is the kind of bird I would have in it.
4. Loft for the aforementioned wedding? I'm feeling halter. Or am I feeling maxi? Oh no!
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| I'm resorting to find pictures of my clothes via google...whose house is this? |
5. I need a drink...like this:
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| My mind goes back to a simpler time and place.... |
