Wow Wednesday: Valentine's Snacks {Laughing}

Cruising on the ole Pinterest and thought why not share some cute little snacks you can take to work, school, or the janitor's closet you hide out in.

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Perfect for the first grade Valentine's social.  Wine gummies.  Ok no not for your first grader but for you!  Prior to having to go stand around a bunch of brown nosed bitches.  The teacher may appreciate these considering her job sucks (your perfect kids + low pay + stupid government = wine necessary!  Wait go ahead and use Vodka being as wine is too weak for that occupation).

This could be great for work.....if you're wanting to get fired.

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I'm so not going to lie.  It took me a minute to see exactly what these are.

They are arrows.

How cute for a healthy snack for your office or classroom.

Oh damn...

I believe kabob sticks are considered weapons now.

Well throw this one out.  Or don't and play dumb.

It's not fun until you get little Timmy's eye punctured out while fighting with kabob sticks.

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Yeah this is a great snack mix....said no child ever.

The second your toddler grabs a shredded mini wheat biscuit they will never trust you and your bag of snacks again.

You told them over and over to not eat styrofoam and now you are feeding it to them?  And making the "mmm mmm" sound and giving those big, scary eye faces?

Get a hold of yourself and give them chocolate.

Make this for work and you'll never have to sign up to bring anything ever again because your co worker's will label you ....GROSS!

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What the hell?
 Are you serious, Pinterest?

This is a Valentine's Day Snack for the OFFICE?

 How about I don't eat faces you freak shows.

To add to this disaster that "face" is a cheese ball so you can get in touch with your inner plastic surgeon or Hannible and go to town shredding that face down to nothingness.  

I need therapy now.